Sunday, 27 May 2007

Wedding Dinners

-are quite entertaining at the beginning
-are annoying when your tummy starts making noises
-are embarrassing when you have to shout 'YAM SENG' a gazillion times
-are funny when people start getting a little tipsy from alcohol
-are really scary when people really get drunk and do stupid things.
i.e>>
*Sing really off key and extremely loud during the karaoke session until the restaurant workers decide to turn off the volume.That causes the person singing to get really upset and start picking up chairs and throwing it around.
*Going around grabbing your grandfather's shoulders and saying,"SO UGLY!!!" in Hokkien.
*Laughing till it sounds like your possessed by a witch.
*Letting your 5 year old son drink whatever alcohol drink you're drinking.

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